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BSG Vid: Art Bitch [Vividcon CVV '09]



Song: Art Bitch
Artist: CSS
Spoilers: Through Season 4
Size: 39.7 MB, avi
Download: here
Streaming: embedded

Summary: Kara Thrace is SUCH an Art Bitch.

Notes: I've had the idea of matching Kara's artistic skillz to this song for a while now, but as it is a bit lulzy (and as I seem to have had some sort of BSG vidding issue where I, um, didn't vid in forever and a day) it never went anywhere until, of course, OMG ILU CLUB VIVID FOR MAKING ME VID BSG AGAIN! There's not too much that needs to be said except it's fun, bouncy, a bit dark and a bit fucked up. Much like our girl who truly leads an artist's life.


Password: Cylon




ART BITCH

My art is called egocentric soft porno
Or maybe it's just narcisism
My one and only subject
Goes from something like anything but
Me-ism

Wouldn't it be easier for Beardsley
He could drop the paintings
And photograph his penis
Or take pics of the chicks
Yeah, you know what I mean
Wouldn't it be easier for Escher
He could drop the marh
And make it happen on his mattress
2 girls and a cam
3 girls and a cam
Put a dog there and you got Polaroid scam

I ain't no art-ist
I am an art-bitch
I sell my panties to the men I eat
I have no port-fo-lii-o
Cuz I only show
Where there's free al-co-hol

I am so hardcore
I sell my crap and people ask for more
Call me re-vo-lu-tionaire
I poo on a plate and get it published on Visionaire
What I do, it's called art-shit
And don't you dare make fun of me
Cuz everything I do was featured on the pages of i-D

I ain't no art-ist
I am an art-bitch
I sell my panties to the men I eat
I have no port-fo-lii-o
Cuz I only show
Where there's free al-co-hol

I ain't no art-ist
I am an art-bitch
I sell my paintings to the men I eat
I have no port-fo-lii-o
Cuz I only show
Where there's free al-co-hol



~ The Kara Thrace editions of Visionare and i-D magazine were created by deej who came to my rescue as the CVV deadline started to gnaw on my foots just a bit. I'm quite serious when I say this vid would not exist without them, so please click on the thingos below to view the art in more detail because they are ORSUM and Deej is my hero!

   


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